Humorous Wedding Speech

b- Good evening ladies and gentlemen, children us at kontiki…… welcome you to the 5th annual kontiki multicultural fashion runway. I am Stefan and this is my co-host Sashi for this evening. g- thank you stafan. I would like to begin by paying my respect to the local indigenous people, the traditional custodians of this land, On behalf of them I welcome all of you. Our Honourable chief guest tonight ………………………………………………….. welcome sir, madam. b- our Vip guests ……………………………………………………….. (pause and

Good evening Melesia, Sorry it took me so long to get back with you. I had my mother over for the day. The opinion that I am going to give you is just what I would do. Please don't do anything that would make you uncomfortable. Well here's what I think. 1. If you don't really want to do the walk, don't do it no matter what Gwen is saying. At this point in my life walking across a stage to get my diploma wouldn’t do anything for me. I do understand how hard you have worked for it, but it

It’s my turn to close tonight. It’s a Monday night, so no one is here but one man. I usually don’t close, but I’ve been trying to get all the overtime I can get. I begged my boss for weeks to give me some more hours and he finally gave in. I mean I can understand why he had a hard time deciding because I’m not the most experienced bartender here. I would spend time trying to learn more drinks to make, but I have so much homework to do it takes up most of my time. I thought high school was hard, but

John Locke on the phone: Good morning, Karl. How are you? I hope all is well. Karl Marx on the phone: Hello John, all is well thank you for asking. How is everything with you? John: There has actually been something on my mind that has been troubling me lately. Since you have asked, the state of the government and the way the system is operating currently has been a concern to me and I have been thinking that you and I could discuss this in a little bit more depth and detail. What do you say?

Good Morning My Querida, Getting ready for your flight i suppose ,i am right here in my room and on my bed thinking about how the past weeks has gone by. Coming along, we have shared our deepest feelings , fears and desires all these means so much to me and so much to look forward to.I want to tell you again that you have become a very important to me, and to thank you for coming into my life. You are something I never thought could exist out there.Am glad i found you.It has been truly refreshing

Ladies, Gentlemen good morning to you all. I am here today to speak to you on behalf of tennis Australia and in essence the rest of the globe in terms of Tennis. My question to you is, why are women denied the chance to perform and exhibit there elite talents their ultimate mettle in 5 sets of tennis like the men’s game. Why fans are denied the pleasure of seeing this is to be questioned? Why aren’t women able to play 5 sets? On January 2015 my CEO partner of the Women's Tennis Association, quoted

Sophie, Congratulations on your Confirmation! Furthering your relationship with God is a huge step that will help you greatly throughout the rest your life. As you grow older, you will experience adversity that can cause you to doubt your relationship with those around you. When you feel as if you have no one to turn to, just know you always have me, your family, and God ― no matter the situation. I am so happy to have you in my life. You are the little sister I have always wanted. As you go into

Good evening Natasha, I would first like to sincerely apologize for my extremely follow up with you. After the PACE event I started a new job with Kaplan's Test Prep center here in Orlando which consisted of a 3 week training process with a schedule of 9:00am-6:00pm Monday-Friday. I just become so busy with that, a full course of school (2 nights class Tuesdays and Wednesdays 6:00pm-8:50pm), and as you know, LSAT studying. I am not going to lie, these couple weeks have difficult to say the less

Hello my fellow citizens you may know me as president Barack Obama. It's an pleasure to stand here and give my speech right here where I'm standing right now. Your probably thinking that I am a rich A## person but I'm not I have to work hard to earn my money. Your probably thinking “all he does is sit there and sign papers and sign contracts” but no you are very wrong about me and all the other presidents. I have to make very tough decision which many people dislikes it and many people agrees with

barbie got married every five minutes) We made barbie clothes and played lets learn mambo #5 from Dirty dancing. We shared secrets while holding hands With giggles a plenty and many tears We shared many of lifes growing pains and now With your wedding here, it's true, some things will come to an end But you are so happy I can't help but extend, my very best wishes and deepest love to you